Week (who knows but Allegra's back) BONUS QUESTION

During the detour, the Beauty Queens and 'bama mamas had to make a fine little rap (and oh, how I was laughing).

For this week's bonus question, create your own Amazing Race rap, using countries, tasks, teams, Phil, whatever!

One point for each line. And I'm gonna post 'em all and will also choose a winning rap, who will receive MAX BONUS POINTS for the week (100).